why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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