Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I have fence marks all over my body
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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