Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize