what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he just fucked me for my cheese..