someone get that fucking seahorse.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.