This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
