i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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