Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
17 year olds will be the death of me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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