"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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