Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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