Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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