Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

Being a girl sucks.

(949): View more from California

Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too

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(618): View more from Illinois

bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented

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(817): View more from Texas

New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #

(816): View more from Missouri

ah tequila...

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(410): View more from Maryland

I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.

(1-410): View more from Maryland

I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he told me it was like eating gods vagina.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth

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