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(586): View more from Michigan

In the future we'll all be gay

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(716): View more from New York

Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.

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(253): View more from Washington

I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.

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