Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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