STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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