We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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