All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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