he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
