Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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