Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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