i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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