I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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