HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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