just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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