If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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NoShamevember. You game?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize