We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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