I can tuck mytits in my pants
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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