no, he came in my armpit
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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