Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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