i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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