You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
