Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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