yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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