I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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