I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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