I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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