She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like death gave me a hand job
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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