i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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