When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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