Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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