If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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