can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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