i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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