I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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