Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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