Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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