I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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