VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
