yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
