Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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