I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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