Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Randomize