Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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