$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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