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(540): View more from Virginia

hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life

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(310): View more from California

Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.

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(313): View more from Michigan

you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.

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(406): View more from Montana

At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.

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(850): View more from Florida

Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.

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(925): View more from California

What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party

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(425): View more from Washington

We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.

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