no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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